Friday, December 24, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
I had decided to do an Angry Bird themed Gingerbread house. Unfortunately what I failed to realize is that given the nature of the game (and my amateur baking skills) the house was doomed to a crashing finish. Fortunately I managed to grab some pics before (and during) its demise. Click here for the whole set.
The red bird is a jawbreaker and the pigs are green apple gumballs.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
In about 25 days I should be holding my newborn; devoid of sleep I will hunt Red Bulls in the night like a caffeine addicted Nosferatu. But right now I'm enjoying the euphoric novelty of pre-fatherhood and thought, hey, it's 12 at night, why not do something fun.
So after a bit of deliberation I decided to make a family vinyl sticker set that I could be proud to force people to watch as I travel as slowly as possible from the hospital. This is just the mock up, I can't put the real deal on for another month.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Between Thanksgiving food overload, Black Friday and a Call of Duty chaser I haven't drawn much so I felt it fitting to do a piece for the art jumble "turkey" theme. I was really hoping that there would be an Angry Birds Thanksgiving edition, maybe with a turkey that bounces or one that can float for a little while then smash on the building below.
Anyhoo, Happy Thanksgiving weekend!
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Done for the ArtJumble theme of Made up facts about animals. All throughout my life I had always trusted that the avatars of the animal kingdom closely represented their real life counterparts. Namely that hedgehogs were blue, Tasmanian Devils were slobbering whirlwinds of fury and wolverines were long clawed yellow animals with a propensity to smoke cigars. So it came with great horror to discover that the way these animals misrepresented themselves.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
A recent idea I had to make a revised version of Donkey Kong, but make Kong massive like the franchise he was based off of. Then you could have him climb the stage, destroying the level beneath you as you scramble past the 40's themed skeletal skyscraper all in an effort to to drop the crate on his head at the top of the level to slow him down and rescue the damsel in distress. Also you'd have to turn your screen sideways...still working on that one.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Many have been dumbfounded by the intensity of its attorneys, I just hope the video game industry hired the right lawyer.
I Object! Kratos was clearly within his legal rights to defend himself from the three headed attack dog!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Luthor, not willing to accept defeat, forms a plan when he realizes Bizarro's major difference from his costumed nemesis, Bizarro's powers do not rely on the sun's energy. Together with Bizarro he places a thick cloud of red refractive space dust across the atmosphere forming a red spectrum dulling Superman's strength.
Now, with his powers stripped Superman must overcome his fiercest nemesis with the brawn of Superman and the genius of Luthor!"
184 minutes. Rated PG-13 for some violence and mild language.
I heard Nathan Fillion had to endure 4 hours of make-up and prosthetic attachments each day and pack on 80 pounds of neck muscle while Sylvester Stallone had to...show up.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Biproducts of watching Superman 4 on Starz this weekend. Seriously when I was a kid this film was amazing. Now when I watch them I must all logic out the window and enjoy it like an old WWF montage with an electrified Ultimate Warrior. I mean, these are reporters and they can't tell that Superman is Clark when they saw each of them within 5 seconds of each other? Lacy is in space with no protection and somehow survives that and a forced re-entry?!?! The moon rotates?!?!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
I don't know if you have seen the most recent entry in the line of "magical" bracelets but this market is filled with crap hoodoo that sounds like an entry from The Onion. Anyway, I decided to make my own magical bracelet, one that actually works...well for Link anyway. Now available for 999 rupees.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Remembering #293,839,298. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, Duck Tales was on and they finally played the scene from the opening where Scrooge and the evil guy scramble across a disintegrating floor. It was awesome...also I'm pretty sure my controller was broken.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
I hate Star Wars: The Clone Wars. No, not the animated shorts; the CG show about the triumphs of pre-Vadar and his militant traitor master. Ya know, Vadar who led an assault on the Jedi and Rebel forces killing millions where he personally murdered a handful of children before most likely killing (or attempting to kill) his partner Ahsoka. Then you have the clone troopers who are the equivalent of SS soldiers and yet I am supposed to graft empathy to the hide of this demonic army? Then you have Yoda who is like Winston Churchill and even he's not likable, he just lets it all unfold like a dimwitted Muppet! Finally you have Emperor Palpatine who I just want to see die in every scene. So I pretty much just watch the show hoping one of the main cast will die and they will fail every mission, but they don't! They don't die! Ever!
So this is just me venting my frustration of the fact that I am watching the equivalent the adventures young Hitler and his Jewish sidekick...I hate this show.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
While playing the original Zelda (part of my list of games to play before the baby hits.) I was trapped in an endless struggle of man vs memory as I attempted to remember the route out of the lost woods. Sadly this is the way I live my life daily seeing as I have no navigational sense and must continually rely on gps to navigate me to the simplest and most common places. I have driven to Disneyland approximately a hundred times, each time like the first, lost and bewildered looking for the Matterhorn to poke from the sky.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
After a week devoted to alien genocide on the planet Reach and after hours of cut scenes and dramatic lens flare it finally dawned on me, this has to be the most retarded thing I've ever seen. I mean I am a space marine fighting intergalactic apes. Seriously this feels like it was copied from a 50's weird sci fi novel, years down the road people will look back and wonder how anyone could be entertained or frightened by this. Needless to say I was completely entertained and absolutely frightened of an ape carrying a grav hammer.
So I decided to do my interpretation of Halo if it was made in the 50's.